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Cập Nhật: 2022-03-08 02:42:12,Quý khách Cần kiến thức và kỹ năng về soccer moms là gì – Nghĩa của từ soccer moms. Quý khách trọn vẹn có thể lại phản hồi ở phía dưới để Tác giả đc lý giải rõ ràng hơn.
soccer moms tức là
A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her “little angels” and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play trò chơi demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn’t let her “little angels” watch TV with “naughty words” such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren’t allowed to go on the internet because it’s all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = “Not in my house” (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn’t say they’re Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.
Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.
ExampleI hate soccer moms
soccer moms tức là
1. The downfall of human society
2. The only people who have no real purpose in life other than to pick up there children from school, take them to an after school program, (Karate,Soccer,Baseball, Football)and to be the trophy wife of a husband that hardly spends time with his kids. Often seen trying to blend in, but stands out like a sore thumb. Usually seen driving a huge ass SUV and is proud that their child is a slave to pop culture and won’t think for themselves. They are allowed to bring their bratty ass kids anywhere, but if you are in line with a box of condoms (trying not to make the same mistake they made) they have the balls to make faces and make stupid ass remarks. They also think that their “little angels” wouldn’t make any of the same mistakes they made. Even though they act like there the boss, they don’t run sh!t.
ExampleMan in Line: *Buying condoms*
Soccer Mom: *Laughing* What do you need those for, you’re pretty young.
Man in Line:Ease up out of my face, bitch
Soccer Mom: Don’t talk use that language in front of my kids!*Covering kids ears*
The soccer mom goes home to find her oldest daughter having an orgy with three guys, two girls, and a goat.
soccer moms tức là
A white middle or upper-middle class woman in her mid-20’s to mid-40’s with the following characteristics:
1. Her children usually have names like Zachary, Tyler, Kaitlin, Hannah, Hailey, or Dylan
2. Husband is a rather bland person that works as a family practice doctor, attorney, computers, selling pharmaceuticals, or other office drone.
3. Her children are always enrolled in at least 2 activities such as ballet, hockey, skiing, softball, and of course, soccer.
4. Favorite hobbies that don’t involve her kids usually include drinking Starbucks, shopping at Kohl’s or Old Navy, or gossiping with friends
5. Favorite restaurants are usually Chik-Fil- A, Taco Bell, Red Robin, and Chili’s
6. Religious preference is usually Southern Baptist or Nondenominational Megachurch
7. They live primarily in California, Texas, Florida, Atlanta, D.C., Colorado, or Arizona suburbs
8. Vehicles driven are usually mid or large SUV’s, Suburban’s, or hatchbacks
9. Her children are either home schooled or attend a private or charter school
10. Her children are not allowed to watch PG-13 or R-rated movies, play any video games not rated E, play outside unattended, browse the internet without parental controls, or have contact with any adults outside of family, teachers, or coaches
ExampleSoccer mom
soccer moms tức là
They name their children Madison, Britney, Caitlyn, Tanner, Bryce, Trevor… they drive an SUV or minivan embossed with soccer ball decals and honor student bumper stickers… their two most prized possessions: their cell phone and their sport water bottle… their husbands are never around, either at work or playing golf… they live in a constant state of suspicion of anyone “different” or not from their neighborhood (which usually is gated to keep those other people out).
They and they alone have made the lamentable Kidz Bop series a huge success and consequently are raising social retards who when they finally are “không lấy phí” and off to college, will become drunken frat boys and/or slutty sorority girls.
ExampleThe soccer moms of River Place subdivision gathered at Starbucks to discuss the growing problem of suspicious-looking Hispanic lawn crews prowling up and down their streets. Molly suggested that they discuss the issue with the HOA, to which Cindy said, “Good idea! Maybe we can make a rule requiring all Hispanics who come to our neighborhood be required to pass a background check.”
They all loved this idea and toasted Cindy with their frozen lattes.
soccer moms tức là
The most despicable species of woman known to humankind.
Soccer Mom is aged 30 to 50 years and can always be found in Havertown, PA. She lives in an overrated neighborhood which in all honesty looks like lower-middle-class suburban Philadelphia on a good day.
She drives either a minivan or an SUV, which she needs to cart around her 2.3 kids, who are as obnoxious as all get out. In addition to soccer, the little darlings also particiate in karate, ballet, basketball, hockey, etc. They are never disciplined because soccer mom fervently believes they are perfect in all ways.
She’s married to Mr. Corporate America. He’s usually burnt out because he’s forced to work 60+ hours every week in order to pay the sky-high mortgage, two car payments, private school tuitions, fees for the kids’ activities, and the bills for Soccer Mom’s profligate spending. He therefore needs to blow off steam by either screwing random secretary sluts or by spending his lunch hours at the local titty bar. Soccer mom either doesn’t know this or doesn’t want to.
Soccer Mom has no life outside her children and their activities. During the day when the kids are in school, she can be found trolling the local shopping mall and maxing out hubby’s credit card buying stuff she doesn’t need at the Bombay Company. She also is forced into the mall during the day as a way of killing time until the Merry Maids are finished cleaning the house.
Soccer Mom’s musical preferences are Celine Dion and Faith Hill. She can’t blast a Celine Dion CD in someone’s presence without launching into her nauseating story of how she and hubby danced their wedding dance to “My Heart Will Go On,” and how perfectly the tuy nhiên epitomizes her feelings for him. Sigh.
Soccer Mom sees any woman who’s reasonably attractive and within 10 lbs. of her ideal body toàn thân weight as a threat and a slut with the potential to seduce hubby. As if any woman would want his flabby ass!
Soccer Mom also has a rabid tendency to keep up with the Joneses.
All things considered, someone to avoid.
Example”Look out for the runaway minivan driven by the soccer mom!”
“The parking lot was crammed with soccer moms dropping their kids off to practice.”
soccer moms tức là
1) An undervalued being, typically possessing low to no self-esteem, whom attempts to validate her existence by subjecting her spawn to meaningless activities and structure, often vandalizing her own vehicle, home and/or office space with memorabilia in an attempt to show others that she has not yet died.
2) A time bomb waiting to detonate in a therapist’s office or a grocery check-out line after finding her double off coupon is no longer valid.
Example”But Mom, I just want to slash my wrists and listen to 311–“
“Mini-Van, ball, now!”
soccer moms tức là
a parking lot hazzard
Example”soccer moms…..oooooright!” –quagmyer
soccer moms tức là
female mothers, sometimes single, that haul their little tykes around to soccer practice or games; vehicles they drive range from big ass gas hogging SUV’s to mini vans with a soccer sticker placed near the back window; usually upper middle class cake eating assholes
ExampleThe soccer mom gave me the “evil eye” after I clearly stated loudly, soccer should have stayed in Europe.
soccer moms tức là
Moms who love their kids and don’t mind taking them places… especially to soccer practice. You gotta love ’em… especially those who coach soccer! Lot’s of people tease them for driving big SUV’s but that’s because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It’s a hard job so don’t tease them… could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I’m not a soccer mom but it’s annoying when people trash talk them… I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)
ExampleI don’t have an example! but I need to put something here!
soccer moms tức là
Moms who love their kids and don’t mind taking them places… especially to soccer practice. You gotta love ’em… especially those who coach soccer! Lot’s of people tease them for driving big SUV’s but that’s because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It’s a hard job so don’t tease them… could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I’m not a soccer mom but it’s annoying when people trash talk them… I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)
ExampleI don’t have an example! but I need to put something here!
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