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townies have a problem with people who dress different to them, listen to different music or have any other hobbies. they also take the piss out of people of different races or cultures blah blah etc. and are basically complete wastes of time (if you know your kid’s gonna be a townie, please, drown him/her at birth.)

they also think they’re cool by failing all their schoolwork and talking like dicks …. and then they have a go at kids who’re actually smart. Hey townies, they’re the ones you’ll be packing shopping bags for in the very near future.

ExampleFuck townies – they suck and are sooooo bored that they can’t find anything better to do except hang around Alldays. tragic.

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A townie is a person whom spends their không lấy phí time, hanging around outside the local MacDonald’s. The male specimen has a tendency to wear fake Adidas goods, mainly tracksuits. However, they are incapable of running – due to the horrendous daily intake of tobacco.
Both sexes of ‘townies’, wear fake gold jewellery bought from the market, or stolen from other fellow townies.
The female specimen, usually have bleach blonde hair, with about 2 inches of deep brown hair above. They too sport tracksuits, having words such as ‘BABE’ and ‘PRINCESS’ bore upon their chests. The females also spend all their time “hangin wit der homies” and attempting to pull an ugly male townie.

If you do unfortunately see a group of townies, you will see several young children running around, also smoking and trying to thieve off of you. This happens because a townie is very unfamiliar with contraception, and as a result has at least 2 spouses by the time they are 15. They also may carry at least 10 STD’s as yet another result of lack of contraception.

It is good to try and avoid these poor excuses for people: if you yourself are not a fellow townie, due to the fact that they resent anybody who can spell at least one word correctly.

They also like to pretend that they are stoned and drunk to impress others. Even if it is only 10 o’clock in the morning.

ExampleTOWNIE 1: Oi, bubba – can yo see dose bunch ov freaks bruv?

TOWNIE 2: O yyeeeaaa mate, lets lob sum J20 bottles at dem!!

TOWNIE 1: Dat is a PHAT idea bruv. As a reward, do ya wanna sleep wit me bird 2nite?

TOWNIE 2: Yea mate, shes f*****’ fit bruv!

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All the morons on here like Psycho Bitch don’t seem to realise that townies victimise those who don’t share their Neanderthal way of life.They always bully metallers because of their musical taste and dress sense. For that person who said that moshers and skaters think they are better:Get your head out of your arse. They don’t think they’re better, they have just had enough of townie fuckwits picking on them, and so they should be. I can’t stand all those stupid words like ‘Blud’, ‘Innit’ and ‘Blingin’. Talking like some kind of rainforest ape. The girls dress like prostitutes and they act like them, and the males like their customers. They drive shit cars, drink horrible shit cider, flash their dicks at 70 year old women in the hope of pulling, and model themselves on gangsters and pimps (Who are low-life scum so its no surprise). I fucking hate townies and i pray to the gods that they have all been wiped out within the next few years

ExampleYeh Blud, Innit Blud, I bang my 12 year old sister Blud, let me bum a tab off u (fucking wank stain).

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These are the 21 year old people you see on a night, hanging around on street corners or near benches with their 13 year old girlfriend.
Basically, they are monkeys with cider, if your ever in a fight with a group of these people, go for the alpha male.
He’ll be the one with the biggest bottle of cider,if tyou take him down then you have won the fight, the rest of them will run in fear.

Examplelook on your local street corner, or your nearest park bench and you will find a few.

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In the United States, a “townie” of college age has always been someone who never left their hometown, and adult “townies” are those old guys in college towns who hang around the bars wondering when the semester’s going to end and all these damn college kids are going to go home.

Example1) Joe is so a townie. He never left Woburn and I hear he’s going to community college there. And hangs around the highschoolers at Breakers.

2) We gotta get out of this bar, man, there’s too many townies glaring at us.

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complete and utter retards who have nothing better to do than swear and shop in jjb etc.they have rings and are genrally pregnant by 11. They are thick.
they also like to beat up people who say anything.

Exampleere mush come ere so i can bray ya. Who are you touchin. Dick. FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!

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Townies, now that is some blingin’ sh*t, yo! Seriously, these bastards shouldn’t deserve to live (if you can call the pathetic thing they have a ‘life’). Every night I lay awake in bed with a bible in my hand, thinking: ‘On what day did the lord create townies, and couldn’t he have rested on that day too?’ Look in a bus shelter, you may find one, wearing shirts that say ‘von dutch’ or FCUK or some american city that nobody wants to visit. You can’t possibly be a cool townie if you are capable of understanding and using the english language. They are racist pigs, who hate africans, but imitate them in music. Comparing anyone to townies is offensive, so i’m very sorry to all mentioned so far. Oh, and i’m not finished yet.
They listen to generic ‘gangsta’ ‘phat’ ‘beatz’, and are so underground and rebellious that the music they like is one of the most commercial and mass produced/marketed musical styles ever. They also like bob marley despite never listening to him or acknowledging his pacifist message, but whenever they get a chance, they cover all school design projects with ganja leaves, making it cool to be slowly killing themselves. They also manage to make anything into a sex reference.

EG: *actual conversation*
townie 1: Yo man, she iz wel fit, innit!
(points at ugly female townie with face offensive to anyone with eyes)
townie 2: Yo meen da 1 wit’ da Burba…bur.. burbar..red cap?
Townie 1: I’d like to wear ‘er capyo no wat i meen?
Townie 1: (looks confused,thinks for a minute) … Yeah man, innit!

What an intellect, eh? Seriously, townies are hard people, if they outnumber you 50 to 1, they will consider attacking you until they realise that they’d rather be doing it with their sister/brother. They also prove how ‘ard they are by shouting ‘ya mum’ at you. they kiss their ‘bitches’ in public, and have no sense of people looking and thinking: ‘what a load of *****s’, because theyre cool to their ‘cru’, so obviously their lives will amount to more than a part time job at mcdonalds drive thru. No, wait…

Exampletownie: Wot da f*** lookin at?
Normal person: You
Townie:so u fink ur solid, huh?
normal person: well i’m not a liquid, if that’s what you mean…
townie: (to cru) Right, get ‘im, innit!
(townies get beaten up)
Townie: Right, i’ll get ma (insert family thành viên here) on u

Then, the family thành viên comes, the same thing happens andthey get more and older family members on you. This process is called the aging cycle, and it reapeats itself till they get to the age when most townies die (26)

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Poem About Townies

whats with these townies where nike shox?
tucking their joggers into their socks,
their mothers were slags and their fathers were jocks,
In their exams, they failed their mocks,
Before they leave school, they’ll have babies in flocks,
When their 16, they’ll be in wedding frocks,
taking the piss outta greebos in docs,
Walk aroudn in big herds, their fucking cocks!

hehe i made this up ages ago randomly.
i hate townies. kill them all now & save the world! the human race is polluted!

Examplem/ rock on alternative fashion m/

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The Average Male Townie:
> Wears fake burberry cap
> Wears fake burberry cap at a 360 degree angle
> Smokes about 50 fags a day
> Drinks anything as long as it has alcohol in it
> Wears “trackies” and bright white nike trainers
> Hates anyone who is not a part of the Townie Race
> Tucks “trackie bottoms” into their white umbro / fake burberry socks
> Refers to fellow female townies as “mah bitches” or “mah hoes”
> Has brown hair with the ends dyed – meant to be blonde but ends up orange
> Wears “Schott” jacket – 100% polyester and very poofy with the label “Schott” splashed along the back of it. Some townies unable to afford such expensive clothing tend to wear “Scott” jackets
> Have their ear pierced with a huge fake diamond earring
> Wears excessive amounts of Lynx aftershave and seems to believe that all normal humans want to smell like that too – tend to spray aftershave in anyone-who-is-not-a-townies face
> Refer to fellow male townies as “bruv”
> Wears many gold chains and rings
> Have a very short vocabulary
> Enjoys listening to hip hop, R ‘n’ B, and any female who does not wear much clothing at all
> Shoplift from their local market
> Is never seen without their mobile phones – always in the latest model
> Hangs around in large gangs
> Hangs around by places like One Stop and the ‘green’

The Average Female Townie:
> Has excessive facial piercings
> Has dyed platinum blond hair with about two inches of natural coloured roots showing
> Hates anyone who is not a part of the Townie Race
> Wears tiny little tops which show as much breast as physically possible
> Wears tiny little skirts which are shorter than a normal persons belt
> Have a very short vocabulary
> Wears clothes by the label “Playboy”
> Always makes sure that their thongs are on show
> Have their hair scraped back into a high ponytail or bun
> Also wear bright white Nike trainers
> Wears many gold chains and rings
> Wears layers and layers of foundation
> Wears layers and layers of fake tan over that
> Are pregnant by the age of 10
> Also wear “Schott” jackets
> Hangs around in large groups
> Hangs around in places like One Stop or the ‘green’
> Listens to hip hop, R ‘n’ B and any male who wears excessive amounts of chains and who possesses a six pack.
> Shoplift from their local market

There are many of this species about – they are spreading like a disease. You must be cautious at all times as you may find yourself gradually adapting to their kind. If you see anyone of this kind approaching, turn around and walk away. DO NOT APPROACH THESE SPECIES.

ExampleHere are a few expressions that this dangerous kind might use:

“Sick bruv” – cool or great

“Yer ma’e” – Yes

“I’ll give ya beats” – I want to hurt you

“Bling” – jewellery

“Ma homies” – my friends

“Your mum” – Definition UNKNOWN. Many people have tried to define this fascinating expression into English and I have reached the conclusion that in fact, it is just a phrase in which townies resort to using because they cannot think of anything else to say.

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How to recognise a townie:

1. The female species of townie usually wear slutty tops that barely cover their nipples, and mini-skirts that barely cover their ass-crack. They also tend to wear make-up which makes their face look orange, and bright white eyeshadow which blind u if you look at it.

2. The male species wear trackies(with th double stripe down the side of their leg and arm) along with polished white trainers and a cap sticky-taped to the back of their heads, so that it can point towards the sky. Most of this can be bought from JJB, and other such classy stores.

3. Townies have a very distinguished way of “speaking”, though most of the time u cant understand what their saying.

4. They hang around in large groups, usually outside shops such as Blockbusters, morrisons, tesco’s etc… (mainly bcoz they hav been banned from coming within 10 miles of any respectable places) and can usually b found blasting their “music” out of their crappy cars in the middle of the night.

5. Townies listen mainly to pop and garage (people like peter andre and ‘gangstas’ who wud actually be shot if they put one foot in the ghetto)

ExampleAn example of some perfectly formed townies are a group of girls who i had an arguement wiht the other day. Aswell as not being able to look at the main ‘speaker’ incase i was blinded bt her orange mask of foundation and blinding eyeshadow, i had to keep asking her to repeat herself, as all i cud hear was a loud screeching sound.
NOTE: NEVER answer a townie back. i did, and it didnt get me very far. the hole group looked like they were about to sit on me, but after shoving me around for a bit, they gave up as it wasnt gettin them very far either.
townies tend to feel like they hav 2 win th arguement. afta realising she wasnt winning, the leader of th group tld her frend she wanted ‘to keep sayin stuff to me cuz I was being mouthy!’ though she never actually came any closer.
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