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megan foxs tức là

An average-looking chick who, due to her need for a bloated ego, underwent a lot of plastic and somehow, because she was named “World’s Sexiest Woman,” is now the “Sexiest Woman Alive” to sexually frustrated 14-year-old males across the globe. She idolizes Angelina Jolie (Um, why?) so much that she got plastic surgery to look more like her, then she tells everyone that she is “not the next anyone.” When asked if she is attractive, she usually answers with something conceited like, “Well, I’m clearly not ugly.” ORLY? I guess that when you’re turned into a plastic duck via plastic surgery, you get a không lấy phí pass to be full of sh*t.

Example”I think Megan Fox is the hottest woman alive.”
“Yeah, because you’re fourteen. I forgive you for your ignorance.”

or

“Megan Fox isn’t the next anyone. She is so original!”
“Oh, really? Then why does Megan Fox look like a cheap clone of Angelina Jolie?”

megan foxs tức là

-“Actress” of average skill and average looks.
-Tries too hard to look like Angelina Jolie even though she’ll never admit it.
-Has the same vapid, open mouth look on her face
-Has an inflated ego and says stupid shit that fanboys think are “cool” and “funny” but those of us with a brain recognize that they make her sound stupid
-Thinks she’s the “rebel” of Hollywood, but really she’s exactly like every other Hollywood whore
-Quoted as saying she doesn’t want to be famous because of her looks but continues to pose naked for various magazines
-Basically only 15 year old fan boys think she’s hot but don’t try to disagree with them, they’ll just tell you that you’re either a gay guy or a jealous female.

Example”Does your mom know you’re gay?”
^^^Typical response from a Megan Fox fanboy.

megan foxs tức là

cheap tranny who starred in the Transformers movies. underwent numerous plastic surgery to look hot and is beleived to be the “hottest woman alive” by numerous men. trying too hard to look like Angelina Jolie, and is actually not hot at all.

ExampleMegan Fox has enough plastic in her body toàn thân to make 10,000 coke bottles.

megan foxs tức là

Some ignorant woman with poor acting skills.

She’s only attractive because of all the surgery she has had.
She often does interviews were she highly contradicts herself, hence why she is a dumb bitch.

ExampleMegan Fox:I used to cut myself when i was younger. I was really insecure.blah blah blah. I have a strong confident vagina.

The world:Yeah sure Megan, because you know, vagina’s aren’t apart of you.

megan foxs tức là

An “actress” who is only famous because Michael Bay thought he could bang her if he casted her in a completely useless role in the Transformers movies.

She is so desirable to men because she is basically anything you want her to be. She’s the sexy girl next door, but also the hot tomboys friend you’ve always wanted. But the truth is, she only does that shit to gain a larger male fan base. Any person with a brain realizes that no self respecting tomboys is going to cake on make-up with a shovel everyday and get tons of plastic surgeries to look like someone more attractive.

ExampleIn all honesty, Megan Fox is a fake and if you go to your local mall, you’ll find tons of other girls who are a lot more attractive than her and probably a lot more talented than her and could be just as famous as her with the aid of Hollywood.

Megan Fox really is nothing special but 14 year old fanboys and the rest of our fucked up society/truyền thông choose to make her so.

megan foxs tức là

Overrated. The girl version of Matthew McConaughey. Megan is just another person who shouldn’t be put on the pedestal like she is some sort of goddess. Just remember that Megan Fox takes dumps & she has toes for thumbs. Oh & she doesn’t look like Angelina Jolie! How do they even fit in the same sentence? I don’t get that.

ExampleTeen Brother: MEGAN FOX IS HOTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Brittany Spankers: You sad, lonely boy. Even if she were as hot as you say is, she isn’t spending her time daydreaming about a 14-year-old boy. Get over it.

megan foxs tức là

A drugged up harpy and the acting equivalent to KeUsDha who somehow tranced into numerous alternate universes until she found the one that was able to land her in a life with other “a-list” actresses. Except there’s something that’s missing. Oh, right…talent. She never took any acting lessons or went to any talent schools or agencies. She can only run 2 miles per hour and just has a 3 inch vertical leap. Many were to believe she would be the one to captivate the box office. Well Michael Bay, you picked the wrong bitch and now it has costed us middle class people dearly. If Hollywood was the way it was 10 years ago, she would not make it. And what we heard from Transformers crew members and Mickey Rourke, she’s unqualified to be acting. Unfortunately it doesn’t matter, because she’s set to kill a bunch of franchises in the future.

ExampleFilm Agent: Well, you’re just about set to be a big “star”. Anything we need to know before we proceed?
Megan Fox: Well I got a lot of plastic surgery.
Film Agent: That’s ‘kay.
Megan Fox: And I can’t read.
Film Agent: That’s ‘kay.
Megan Fox: And I’m a pot addict.
Film Agent: That’s ‘kay.
Megan Fox: And I got an inflated ego. Like I’m a real big bitch and I want to do things MY way, even if it would turn the whole project around. And I doubt I’ll make any friends or be a great role model.
Film Agent: That’s ‘kay.
Megan Fox: And I intend to bring a weapon to one of my movies sets.
Film Agent: That’s ‘kay.
Megan Fox: Oh and I REALLY HATE acting.
Film Agent: That’s ‘kay. Is that it, otherwise congratulations YOU’VE MADE IT!!!

megan foxs tức là

Reasons why girls shouldn’t be jealous of Megan Focks:

1) Megan Fox has more tramp stamps than Rihanna and she’s got a huge tattoo stamped on her ass.

2) She wears heavy makeup to cover her flaws. And ever seen her do that whole stupid look hen taking a picture? Yup. Desperate cry for attention.

3) Megan Fox is “plain” or “average” compared to Scarlett Johanson, Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, and Hayden Panettiere. I take real boobs over fake plastic boobs anyday.

4) If your guy says Megan Fox is hot he is only doing it to not sound gay or to make you mad or jealous.

5) Talented actress?! My ass! Since when did acting like a whore became a talent? Oh right. Because 50% of Americans who love to see some chick leaning over a car looking like she just reached orgasm.

6) Note that Megan Fox fanboys are Nerds, teenagers, and ugly fat old man who are single.

7) She is hot no doubt but not beautiful, there are more real bautiful girls out there.

8) In the next ten years or so – maybe even 5 – since she smokes, she’ll start looking like a saggy old lady with a blue waffle, the only thing that can fix it is botox IF she can afford it by then.

9) And speaking of plastic, now we know where 80% of the recycled bottles go – surgeries for Megan Fox. Source: $10,000 boobs.

10) Everyone has thier own opinions. Not everyone agrees that Megan Fox is hot but some do think that she is. So therefore, this is an opinion.

ExampleAlot of guys say girls got the Megan Fox jealousy but as if we’ll be jealous of that talentless little whore.

megan foxs tức là

The dumbest type of species to ever walk on the face of the earth. Can’t act for sh*t but is mostly famous for her good looks, unfortunately for her and 137641736576 teenage boys in this planet, she isn’t a natural beauty. Too bad getting a $10,000 boob job can’t really help her win an Oscar.

ExampleThere are millions of hot girls with better attitude than Megan Fox.

Not all guys like Megan Fox.

megan foxs tức là

she isn’t even that hot, she’s ugly. people believe she’s the hottest chick ever. she’s a douche.

ExampleRandom boy – “megan fox is so hot!”
Other guy – “no she’s ugly.”
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